
So, Mam says this weekend we're doing something called 'camping' for the Dave's company picnic day. I'm allowed to go, as long as I stay on my lead. She's promised me sausages. However, because this 'camping' is outside she's gone and bought me a A COAT. Doesn't she understand I have fur?
Gill - But Patrick, you get cold easily at night.
But... Mam, I look kind of stupid and the big dogs will laugh at me.
Gill - Sausages.
Oh.
Okay - I'll wear the stupid hoodie.